Stampede Time!
Jo San! Nai ho mah! Yes, it's Stampede Time here in Calgary, and that means that all of the Asian readers of Mitchestine should be there today! Why? It's Family Day, which means free admission AND food!
Here are some fun Stampede Facts:
-Each year, approximately 1,844,286 Mini Donuts are consumed
-The Stampede Casino needs nearly six tons of coins to open and operate
-Harry the Horse Mascot wears size 38.5 shoes (and has a 72' kitty)
I have had an effing cold for two weeks and I still can't shake it. I think the only recipe for that is more bubble tea.
Mitchestine reader Christina was nice enough to share her wisdom of disgusting sexual deeds during the last Mitchestine/Triple Threat date. The highlight of her enlightened teachings was the "Pink Sock". It is out of sheer and morbid horror that I pass on this information to the rest of the readers, but if you would like to find out more about the "Pink Sock", click here. An even better idea, however, is to not click the link. Just don't.
Cute Atticus Picture of the Week!
Twisted Night!
Mitchestine and Quannifer made a cameo at Twisted Element this weekend.
For those of you who have never been to Twisted before, there are some important Rules of Conduct:
1- There is the same washroom for boys and girls
2- Creepy old mo's will come to the bar alone and try and dance with you. Do not make eye contact
3- Watch out for cracked out mo's that will try to sell you drugs... or buy drugs from you
4- When drag queens are dressed up, they are referred to as "She". When they are not in drag, they are "He's".
5- Dim Sum at U&ME is mandatory afterwards
Goodnight!
Here are some fun Stampede Facts:
-Each year, approximately 1,844,286 Mini Donuts are consumed
-The Stampede Casino needs nearly six tons of coins to open and operate
-Harry the Horse Mascot wears size 38.5 shoes (and has a 72' kitty)
I have had an effing cold for two weeks and I still can't shake it. I think the only recipe for that is more bubble tea.
Mitchestine reader Christina was nice enough to share her wisdom of disgusting sexual deeds during the last Mitchestine/Triple Threat date. The highlight of her enlightened teachings was the "Pink Sock". It is out of sheer and morbid horror that I pass on this information to the rest of the readers, but if you would like to find out more about the "Pink Sock", click here. An even better idea, however, is to not click the link. Just don't.
Cute Atticus Picture of the Week!
Twisted Night!
Mitchestine and Quannifer made a cameo at Twisted Element this weekend.
For those of you who have never been to Twisted before, there are some important Rules of Conduct:
1- There is the same washroom for boys and girls
2- Creepy old mo's will come to the bar alone and try and dance with you. Do not make eye contact
3- Watch out for cracked out mo's that will try to sell you drugs... or buy drugs from you
4- When drag queens are dressed up, they are referred to as "She". When they are not in drag, they are "He's".
5- Dim Sum at U&ME is mandatory afterwards
Goodnight!
posted by Mitchestine at 8:27 PM
4 Comments:
U&Me is definitely a requirement after all clubbing events. I dont know about y'all but I had the worst stomach ache in the morning!! I think their slogan should be : U&Me - Chinese food at night, diarrhea in the morning! Fank-Q.
Thank you for going into elaborate detail regarding the PINK SOCK - although we never did ask you... but in the event Steve tries to punch me in the head while doing the deed, I'll remember to wear a sign on my bum that says : EXIT ONLY!
Wow. Mitchell is so tanned in those pictures. Ever wonder why your power goes out during a really bad storm? It’s because Mitchell's laboratory is harnessing the power of lightening to fuel his tanning bed. It causes a few power grid problems but the end result is a very tanned Mitchell (with contrasting iPod-white teeth).
aloha and good morning!
mitchell, it's nice to see a post when i get to work monday mornings! i'm glad you were FINALLY on time!! heheheh
so i'm azn, and although i do love free things and food, i avoided the family day event at the stampede. i went saturday nite, even though i said i wouldn't, and i wanted to poke my eyes out! mosquitos everywhere.. drunken cowboys everywhere... and just smelly smelly ppl.. i'm glad to know what nothing has changed.
btw, i learned a new sex move this weekend from a friend at the stampede.. it's called the dragon something... whatever the actual name is, it's very very amusing. remind me to share with you guys next time i see you!
were you at U&ME sat?? cause kare and i were and we certainly didn't see you guys!! and then we were also there sunday afternoon. i love that effin' place. the food is amazingly good.. and the staff is amazingly attractive!
btw, all four of you guys look so damn freakin' happy in all your pics! and mitchell, i'm surprised you weren't dressed as a cowboy!
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