Mitchell is crabbing everyone in Vancouver

Hola Hola has Dora the Explorer would say. Happy Hump Day! Is it just me or does everyone get a little bit lazy on hump day? Although, how many of you out there actually get to hump someone on Wednesdays? Anyone?

What's new with Mitchestine

Mitchell is currently in Vancouver crabbing every cute mo that passes his sight. He is also going to try all the Bubble Tea Shops there and report back with a Due Diligence Memorandum. As a result, this blog entry will be all me me and me.


Ern has about 1297849724 mosquito bites. She has so many on her ankles they have turned into cankles. Does she have West Nile? Maybe but she hasn't washed her hand (or her kitty) ever since she touched Chris Carrabba's hand.


Lots and lots of Quotes!!

Jen: Should we go to U&ME?
Mitchell: What do you want to do me?

Ern: I saw Dashboard Confessional last night
Steve: Yellow Card?
Ern: Ugh

Ken: I was at Twisted on Friday
Ern: We went on Saturday night
Ken: I looked for that freaky photo shop boy (referring to Mitchell)
Ern: He is not freaky

Kirk: Nice jeans!
Ern: Thanks..
Kirk: Aren't you going to say "That is the nicest..."
Ern: No

Brent: How was your weekend?
Ern: Good, didn't do much
Brent: Yeah you never do
Ern: :(

Nick: Where are your cowboy boots?
Ern: I don't own a pair
NIck: WHAT?!??
Ern: Ugh

Kirk: How do you pronounce this? *pointing at a Vietnamese Pho restaurant menu*
Ern: Fuh
Kirk: I am pretty sure it's Foe no wait Foo
Ern: Ugh

Larry: What the eff? Didn't you get the memo?
Brent: What memo?
Larry: Uh..it's Stampede Week! Why are you wearing a suit?
Brent: It's comfortable, look how much room I have in my pants
Larry: No

Kirk: Are you going to the Stampede Party?
Ern: No, you're probably the 29184th person to ask me today
Kirk: Because Carrie isn't going?? You guys aren't joint at the hip
Ern: I like to think we are, she is my best friend at work
Kirk: What the eff? Is this elementary? Best friends...

20 minutes later

Kirk: I'm buying your ticket to the Stampede Party, now you have to come
Ern: No! Just give me the money
Kirk: So you can buy food?
Ern: :(



Kirk: I called the Vietnamese restaurant and the lady pronounced Foe not whatever you said
Ern: No she didn't! It's pronounced Fuh like F-U-H
Kirk: F-U?? I'm hurt :(

Ern: Oh I love your cowboy outfit today!
Brent: I know I look like Garth Brooks
Ern: Hehe
Brent: You're too young to know who he is
Kirk: Yeah what are you were you born? '89?
Ern: Yep!

Mitchell's Mom: Are you going out with Ern tonight?
Mitchell: Yes
Mitchell's Mom: Is her boyfriend in a gang?
Mitchell: Ugh
Mitchell's Mom: The gang called 'Dragon Boats'?

Non-Mitchestine Quote

This week's Non-Mitchestine quote comes from our good friend Christina. While she was talking to her friend Linda (who works at the mall) on MSN here's what happened:

Linda: A Native just came in the store, I have to go now. *signs offline*
Christina: ....

Question of the Day: What exactly is tape worm?

Safe to Eat and Not to be Wasted

Wikipedia's Definition of Tape Worm: In biology, Cestoda is the class of parasitic flatworms, called tapeworms, that live in the digestive tracts of vertebrates as adults and often in the bodies of various animals as juveniles. In a tapeworm infection, adults absorb food predigested by the host, so the worms have no need for a digestive tract or a mouth. Large tapeworms are made almost entirely of reproductive structures with a small "head" for attachment. Symptoms vary widely, depending on the species causing the infection. Symptoms may include upper abdominal discomfort, diarrhea, and loss of appetite. However, infestations are usually asymptomatic. Worm segments or eggs may be found in the stool of an infected person.

CAUTION: ANOTHER REALLY GROSS PICTURE BELOW.

Be careful the next time you stuff your face Pho or any type of noodle soup!

Gossip!



Now that Big Brother All Star has started I have something to look forward to on Tuesday, Thursdays and Saturday nights. I love everyone on this summer's Big Brother! People I'm cheering for:

- Kaysar
- Janelle; and
- Marcellas.

I was very sexually attracted to Dr. Will in the second season but he's gotten way too cocky this season. Also is it just me or did he get a lot of work done to his face? He looks like a completely different person..well yes he's clearly Chubs Galore right now but I can't seem to put my finger on what exactly is different.




I also love Rockstar Supernova. I don't like the group SuperNova (ugh what an awful name) because they are all old has been farts! Ugh. Seriously how old are they? Rockstars I'm cheering for:

- Magni; and
- Dilana

The Hills is getting so interesting! I love how Heidi dropped out of school to stuff envelopes aka her 'Dream Job'! When I say I 'love' I mean I feel really sorry for her because she will lose her looks in 5 years and have nothing. Big Boo to LC for calling Jason Mc Don'tShave back! They make such an awkward couple. Why is she even with him? He's nasty. Adrianna looks freakishly similar to Tiffany Amber Theissen "Who's That?" you ask well she was skinny on Save By the Bell and then slutty on Beverly Hills 90210.



Oh Thanks to Christina for informing Mitchestine that Nasty Mc Alex from Laguna is dating Nick Carter! What the eff is exactly what we were thinking.



In addition Scary Spice and Eddie Murphy are a couple..? Very random.

This Week's Eff You

- The rain which lead to hail
- Mosquito Bites
- Tacky Stampede outfits
- Men that have a sick fetish with women underwear
- Fake fur
- Vaseline
- People that don't wipe down their bench at the gym






That's all from me bitches! Enjoy the rest of Stampede Week! Try get to someone/anyone to stick it in as much as possible! Seacrest Out!


P.S. Mitchell will be back Sunday night there is no guarantee if there will be an update then so just suck it up.